Dark Farts

You were an honest smith with a dishonest diet. Then a dragon died in the forge upwind of your lunch, and something ancient took up residence in your gut. Now the realm is falling to a cabal of corporate overlords, the sky smells wrong, and the only weapon that still works is you.

Dark Farts: Parody Smell Edition is the most ridiculously epic Souls-like parody ever built — a real action RPG with real bosses, real punishment and a combat system that runs on intestinal pressure. Dodge with a fart-dash. Refuel on magical bean burritos. Manage your gas the way other games make you manage stamina, and learn the hard way that running out at the wrong moment is fatal, and running over is worse.

The blacksmith knows he is in a video game and will not stop mentioning it. Six endings branch from how you play and how you hold your gas. The dad jokes are weapons-grade. The boss fights are not a joke at all.

“AI simply wasn’t ready for this level of stupidity.” Violarte — on the game’s AI-content disclosure